Saturday poo meme.

5 April: Saturday glormanchoad.

Dropped this splort after my first cup of coffee. Not a bad effort. Chunky and blorky. Good, deep, rich brown color. Good poo pic and a good looking poo. There we go. 

eNjoy.

4 April: Friday spluntergoimen.

Final day of a short work week. Pooing at home, still looking to get a bidet. This poo was definitely creamy and gloimy. Don't know that word? That's because I made it up. I do that a lot in this blog. Because it's fun. And it's poo. And there are a million ways b to describe poo. And it's me. 

eNjoy.

3 April: Thursday drajoinkenbleem.

Pooing back at home. Still missing the bidet. This was a sploot--not exciting. Kind of dark and sploogy. Kind of a rippled, spiral pattern. Still poo, so it works 

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2 April: Wednesday plooningscrimper.

First full day back at home, pooping in my regular toilet. I miss the bidet, but it's good to be home. First poo back home is a DUMPLOAD. This poo got me out of bed this morning. This is the end result of eating too many breakfast tacos and drinking too much beer. I had a great time. And my colon thanked me with a huge turd log. 

eNjoy.

1 April: Tuesday chibblefrumpt.

Last day at the relative's house. Last day using the bidet. Thinking about getting a bidet for my house. Thinking hard. This poo came right after I woke. Interesting poo splorter. Kind of circular in pattern? Kind of...splooshy. Do you have a better word? Then suggest it as a comment or send me a message. 

eNjoy.

31 March: Monday holpingfrindler.

Monday, still at the relative's house. Still pooping in the bidet. Still enjoying it. The ploop is a plop. More of a splat. Or a ploop. Or a sploof. As far as poo piles go, it's pretty interesting. Zoom in and see what you see! 

eNjoy.